Bloodsports fantasy football mockery results

Mockery went off with a moderate degree of success yesterday evening. Very varying levels of fantasy football knowledge was present by the participants, but it was a lot of fun regardless. So, here are the results of the draft! There will be a follow up post with standard set of questions to which I am hoping everyone will email them within the next day. So, that will be up asap. Oh yeah, and scoring was standard CBS Sportsline with 6 pts for passing/rushing/receiving tds, 1 pt per 10 receiving / rushing yards, 1 pt per 25 passing yards, and other than this everything else is standard. Also, it is 1 qb, 3 wr, 2 rb, 1 te, 1 rb/wr, 1 k, and 1 def.

Round one:
1. Tom Brady (Team Judy: Peter Bauman)
2. LaDanian Tomlinson (Gir: Gir)
3. Adrian Peterson (Osi JewmenTorah: Sam Morril)
4. Randy Moss (sacajawea dollars: Chase Bronfman)
5. Brian Westbrook (There Will Be Weesh: Oren Shapiro)
6. Steven Jackson (Doug's Team: Doug Hickey)
7. Joseph Addai (Karthik: Karthik)
8. Tony Romo (bastard in a basket: Walsh)
9. Frank Gore (neon leon: Alon Shapiro)
10. Marion Barber (the practice sunnys: Ronen Shapiro)
11. Clinton Portis (team win: Frankie Hermosilla)
12. Peyton Manning (Broadway Josh: Josh Salon)

Round two:
13. Marshawn Lynch (Schlong)
14. Andre Johnson (Frankie)
15. Larry Johnson (Ronen)
16. Ryan Grant (Alon)
17. Darren McFadden (Walsh)
18. Maurice Jones-Drew (Karthik)
19. Terrell Owens (Doug)
20. Reggie Wayne (Oren)
21. Plaxico Burress (Herman)
22. Brandon Jacobs (Morril)
23. TJ Housh (Gir)
24. Willis McGahee (Peter)
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Round three:
25. Braylon Edwards (Peter)
26. Julius Jones (Gir)
27. Eli Manning (Morril)
28. Drew Brees (Herman)
29. Ronnie Brown (Oren)
30. Michael Turner (Doug)
31. Larry Fitzgerald (Karthik)
32. Reggie Bush (Walsh)
33. Steve Smith (Alon)
34. Laurence Maroney (Ronen)
35. Torry Holt (Frankie)
36. Marques Colston (Schlong)

Round four:
37. Jamal Lewis (Schlong)
38. Chad Johnson (Frankie)
39. Brandon Marshall (Ronen)
40. Edgerrin James (Alon)
41. Jonathan Stewart (Walsh)
42. Carson Palmer (Karthik)
43. Ben Roethlisburger (Doug)
44. Wes Welker (Oren)
45. Willie Parker (Herman)
46. Antonio Gates (Morril)
47. Donovan McNabb (Gir)
48. Thomas Jones (Peter)

Round five:
49. LenDale White (Peter)
50. Fred Taylor (Gir)
51. Anquan Boldin (Morril)
52. Kellen Winslow (Herman)
53. Matt Forte (Oren)
54. Earnest Graham (Doug)
55. Jason Witten (Karthik)
56. Santonio Holmes (Walsh)
57. Roy Williams (Alon)
58. Greg Jennings (Ronen)
59. Matt Hasselbeck (Frankie)
60. Calvin Johnson (Schlong)

Round six:
61. Dallas Clark (Schlong)
62. Chester Taylor (Frankie)
63. Vincent Jackson (Ronen)
64. Tony Gonzalez (Alon)
65. Marvin Harrison (Walsh)
66. Deuce McAllister (Karthik)
67. San Diego (Doug)
68. Rudi Johnson (Oren)
69. Kevin Smith (Herman)
70. Laveranues Coles (Morril)
71. Dwayne Bowe (Gir)
72. Roddy White (Peter)

Round seven:
73. Jeremy Shockey (Peter)
74. Chris Cooley (Gir)
75. Joey Galloway (Morril)
76. Kevin Curtis (Herman)
77. David Garrard (Oren)
78. Chris Chambers (Doug)
79. Hines Ward (Karthik)
80. Lee Evans (Walsh)
81. Derek Anderson (Alon)
82. Bernard Berrian (Ronen)
83. Donald Driver (Frankie)
84. Selvin Young (Schlong)

Round eight:
85. Minnesota (Schlong)
86. Ahman Green (Frankie)
87. Philip Rivers (Ronen)
88. Jerricho Cotchery (Alon)
89. Bobby Engram (Walsh)
90. Santana Moss (Karthik)
91. D.J. Hackett (Doug)
92. Chicago (Oren)
93. Rashard Mendenhall (Herman)
94. DeAngelo Williams (Morril)
95. Derrick Mason (Gir)
96. Patrick Crayton (Peter)

Round nine:
97. Felix Jones (Peter)
98. Ted Ginn Jr. (Gir)
99. New York Giants (Morril)
100. Todd Heap (Herman)
101. Marc Bulger (Oren)
102. Mason Crosby (Doug)
103. Javon Walker (Karthik)
104. James Hardy (Walsh)
105. Robert Meachem (Alon)
106. Ahmad Bradshaw (Ronen)
107. Shayne Graham (Frankie)
108. Jay Cutler (Schlong)

Round ten:
109. Anthony Gonzalez (Schlong)
110. Jerious Norwood (Frankie)
111. Dustin Keller (Ronen)
112. Ryan Torain (Alon)
113. Drew Bennett (Walsh)
114. Jake Delhomme (Karthik)
115. Owen Daniels (Doug)
116. Bryant Johnson (Oren)
117. Ladell Betts (Herman)
118. Adam Vinatieri (Morril)
119. Deion Branch (Gir)
120. Ronald Curry (Peter)

Round eleven:
121. Chris Johnson (Peter)
122. Jason Campbell (Gir)
123. Jacksonville (Morril)
124. Baltimore (Herman)
125. Reggie Brown (Oren)
126. Nate Burleson (Doug)
127. Kenny Watson (Karthik)
128. Justin Fargas (Walsh)
129. Brandon Jackson (Alon)
130. New England (Ronen)
131. Heath Miller (Frankie)
132. Nick Folk (Schlong)

Round twelve:
133. Vernon Davis (Schlong)
134. Matt Schaub (Frankie)
135. Nate Kaeding (Ronen)
136. Dallas (Alon)
137. Alge Crumpler (Walsh)
138. Pittsburgh (Karthik)
139. Donte' Stallworth (Doug)
140. Ton Scheffler (Oren)
141. Keith Zinger (Herman)
142. Vince Young (Morril)
143. Indianapolis (Gir)
144. Aaron Rodgers (Peter)

Round thirteen:
145. Tennessee (Peter)
146. Shaun Alexander (Gir)
147. Darrell Jackson (Morril)
148. Zac Herold (Herman)
149. Devin Thomas (Oren)
150. Devin Hester (Doug)
151. Seattle (Karthik)
152. Ricky Williams (Walsh)
153. Shaun McDonald (Alon)
154. Benjamin Watson (Ronen)
155. Amani Toomer (Frankie)
156. Warrick Dunn (Schlong)

Round fourteen:
157. Jerry Porter (Schlong)
158. Green Bay (Frankie)
159. Isaac Bruce (Ronen)
160. Chad Pennington (Alon)
161. Matt Leinart (Walsh)
162. Stephen Gostkowski (Karthik)
163. Jon Kitna (Doug)
164. Brett Favre (Oren)
165. Matthew Sherry (Herman)
166. Neil Rackers (Morril)
167. Cedric Benson (Gir)
168. Troy Williamson (Peter)

Round fifteen:
169. Rob Bironas (Peter)
170. Robbie Gould (Gir)
171. Leon Washington (Morril)
172. Reggie Williams (Herman)
173. Mike Nugent (Oren)
174. LaMont Jordan (Doug)
175. Jabar Gaffney (Karthik)
176. Phil Dawson (Walsh)
177. JaMarcus Russell (Alon)
178. Josh Scobee (Ronen)
179. Houston (Frankie)
180. Chris Brown (Schlong)